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checking the cobbler

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler
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ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing
What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!
by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018
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J Cobbler

Person 1: have you ever had J Cobbler?
Person 2: No.. but I hear it tastes like delicious peaches from my friend bam.
Person 1: damn... I want to have some of her cobbler now.
by Python3 October 28, 2019
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".
"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"
by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016
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Glizzy cobbler

A cobbler made from glizzy.
The food of champions
I'm boutta devour a glizzy cobbler.
by Glizz9000 October 20, 2022
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hot cobbler

1. Semen (only when reffered to as in definition 2.)
2. The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the hot cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
3. A male participant in the act described in definition 2.
1. "Did you see her swallow all of our hot cobbler?"
2. "Let's give her a hot cobbler she'll never forget."
3. "He's perverted."
"How so?"
"He's a hot cobbler."
"Oh, I see."
by J.J. Thompson December 31, 2003
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cobbler tot

When a woman's vaginal region looks the shape of a square. Mostly affects little girls who have to much energy.
"Chayce you have sum small ass cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants, your cobbler tot is scaring the class."
by ----Ivan---Dre----- December 9, 2005
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