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Cluster Fuck 

A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.
Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck
Cluster Fuck by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010
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cluster bunny 

A computer science student who spends most of his time working, eating, talking, sleeping, hanging out, licking his girlfriend, stinking, and generally being a big nerd in his school's computer cluster.
Person 1: "That gross kid is always in front of that computer."
Person 2: "I know, he's such a cluster bunny."

cluster fuckish 

a past tence definistion for a crouded area
the mall was cluster fuckish today i could hardly move around without bumping into someone.
cluster fuckish by dylon88 January 2, 2012

cluster fuckery 

The proccess of cluster-fucking.
Are you up for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

Cluster hiccup 

An unforseen delay creating a chain reaction of minor setbacks
Rob - (On phone with wife) Don't think I can make dinner with your parents tonight, the printer broke at work and I'm all backed up getting the reports ready for the morning.

Sarah - Oh, come on Rob, that's the third time this month your standing us up because of a cluster hiccup.
Cluster hiccup by shakerrr March 27, 2011

Cluster-trucked 

When you are surrounded by trucks on the road, especially the freeway. Also, being stuck being a truck with nowhere to go.
"Man, I was totally cluster-trucked on the way to work today..."
Cluster-trucked by E626 September 6, 2013

cluster fuck 

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.
cluster fuck by Heapcreed December 2, 2016