Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Clump-flop

when you are trying to flip through pages for animation and they stick together

I was trying to animate my book, but it was a clump-flop.

by a1sauceypants July 1, 2020

Clump

Clump is a Good pvp Player

Clump uses tlauncher

by 大麻 December 31, 2021

Clump

Clumps are a entity of the Backrooms which are a collection of human limbs. They are sentient creatures, and are hostile.

Clumps are found in the Backrooms.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Clump

The act of stomping a penis

"Thats my penis you're clumping"- someone probably

by Someone_probably October 2, 2022

Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.

Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.

by MaggNumb October 21, 2022

Clump

PJ Harvey’s area on display during 2004

“Pj Harveys clump will give you a right lump”,
“I NEED HER CLUMP SO BAD”

by humanracing May 24, 2022