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Close the Light 

When someone is just not thinking and says, "Could you close the light?" When, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.
Dude, could you close the light?

close face 

When a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.

A sign of repressed homosexuality.
I was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.
close face by Midwooood August 10, 2010

close-minded

1.Someone that does not try to view something in the opposite way. close-minded is when you beleive in something or in someone and your mind will stay closed to that beleive and will not even try to acknoledge it.
2. close-minded on religion or race is when you don't even try to understand. When you think that Allah is stupid or Shiva. And god and Jesus are the only dictators of the universe.
1. close-minded a. God what the fuck are we doing in Iraq bush is an idiot the democrats are so close-minded
b. Why are those people in the street trying to stop the war its obvious that bush is trying to help the iraqis that are opressed
2. "jews killed jesus" "dude thats so closed-minded"
close-minded by Victor Montemayor October 10, 2005

Close-Minded

What people say when they really mean closed-minded.

Doors are open or closed, not open or close.

You wouldn't say "That door is close," you would say "That door is closed."

Closed-Minded is the correct way to say it.
Incorrect kid: "Dude, you're so close-minded!"

Sassy Kid: "My mind is close to what? My skull? Yeah."
Close-Minded by L0chnessa October 24, 2011

close encounter of the turd kind 

1. A bad experience with a human douche of a person.

2. Stepping on dog crap.

3. When a monkey flings his poo at you and *wham!splat* tags you where it counts.
"Whooah, I heard you and Ryan fighting all night," "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Why are you walking dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you, evil little monkey! No thanks for the close encounter of the turd kind!"

Close Air Support 

Close air support(CAS) is an aerial attack mission flown against enemy ground forces that are attacking or "too close for comfort" to Friendly Ground Forces.
Close Air Support, When Army strong isn't Quite Strong Enough....
Close Air Support by Flyboy416 December 24, 2011