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Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.
"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"
by dreeze March 30, 2008
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Clementine story

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"
This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"
by bear19 June 17, 2011
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Clementine

Clementine is a nice person who is usually underestimated. Inside she is actually everyones friend. Most of the time she skipped a grade and is very smart.
Clementine is like my best friend.
by The Half Blood Prince February 18, 2019
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Clement has left the chat

Expression used in a wider context to express reprobation for the silly, outrageous or outright disgusting content shared by people with limited abilities in a group chat. The goal is to imitate the reaction of well-educated, respectable (and potentially French) individuals typically named "Clement" would have to said content. This enables the user to show reprobation while staying in the chat herself/himself in case similar content get shared again. Similar expression: "Karen has left the chat" to indicate the typical reprobation of a suburban member of the group who was not able to talk to the chat manager.
Everybody immediately wrote "Clement has left the chat" after Seb shared a misogynistic joke in our Whatsapp group .
by dargeax June 3, 2021
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Mt. Clemens

Best place to have been born in.
I was born in Mt. Clemens, and therefore am the best person ever.
by sfho9iukyhgfdlikyfgdkujhgfd August 5, 2009
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clemin

A fake swear word invented by the writers of the hit show Family Guy in season 5:

It has no real meaning, but chances are, if it ever becomes part of the standard U.S. vernacular, no one will be allowed to use it on regular television shows.
Tom Tucker - "America's hottest new curse word, Clemin. We'll tell you what it means, after the break."
by FamFan June 27, 2009
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clementon

A little town near Lindenwold that has an amusement park...but you've never been to the park and frankly you have no clue where that amusement park is.
Yo...where is Clementon Park? I've never seen it.
by Alex111011 December 1, 2006
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