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Clawing

When you and the boys get silly off a 12 pack of white claws
“We clawing this weekend?”
by Theclawdaddy69 October 1, 2018
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Contra Alto Clarinet

Contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. They are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome bass section. They're way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.

Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.

Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.

Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.
Wow, what instrument is she playing? Oh thats a contra alto clarinet.
by crazy clarinetist August 2, 2010
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Sim Craving

An inexplicable urge or craving to play any version of the computer game, Sims. Usually caused by hearing the word "Sims", seeing, or yes, even smelling someone playing the Sims. Note: Often occurs after long absenses of the game.
Cheraunda: What are you playing?

Shanaenae: Sims University it's bitchin'.

Cheraunda: Oh my god you totally just gave me a sim craving.
by beanaholic July 25, 2009
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bass clarinet

100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.
boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay
by andrew August 10, 2004
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Calvin’s Law

A standing workplace rule that states: Upon completion of your third bowel movement on the same work day, you are immediately excused from work for the remainder of the day. You clearly have larger problems than work to deal with. Go home, get your shit handled and return to work in the morning.

Named after the creator of the law, Calvin Johnson.
"That's my third shit today! Calvin’s Law is now in effect. I'll see you guys in the morning... I'm going home."
by TinMonkey August 5, 2014
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Charles Calvin

“Wait, it’s all Charles Calvin?”
Always has been.”
by Original Name September 8, 2020
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craving

the need and the irresistable desire for a love one. the powerful, unexplainable urge you get when you need to have that special touch from that special person. it's the feeling you get when you think you've been so far apart from that special person and you go totally crazy when you're not near him/her. it's the unstoppable attraction you get that allows you to believe you will do anything just to be with that person for that moment in time. this is a special characteristic two love ones develop as they truely fall in love not only physicaly, but most importantly emotionally knowing that person will never leave your side
patrick suddenly had a craving for his love, jessica, while she was in the other class. they waited until brunch and his craving was fulfilled.
by paaaaatrick November 10, 2006
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