Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

Clarinate

Clarinate Claryngitis Clarinathaniel (with a British accent) Clarindaniel (also with a British accent) Clarinatalia Clarinatricia Claringytia AlbertsEn

Look, it's Clarinate!
Oh no, he has Clarinitis 🅱!

by reichertag September 18, 2019

alex clare

The most amazing artist ever to grace your mothers presence. His music is a passionate mashup of dubstep in the back with great vocals. Best know for his song too close, a song which, in some cultures, has whole religions formed around its amazingness. He and the most interesting man in the world dressed as each other for Halloween as chuck Norris wished he could join.

Have you converted to Alex clarism yet?

Yeah, I've been a brotha for 3 months now. I've listened to Alex Clare because its good for my soul.

by The third coolest man ever November 4, 2013

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016

learned the clarinet in school

A euphemism for the ability to give a fantastic blowjob. Most often used by johnlock shippers.

"I wonder if John can keep up with Sherlock in bed."
"Don't be an idiot, he learned the clarinet in school."

by J.H.W. November 4, 2012

Post dash clarity

After consuming your food and realizing you’ve spent way to much on DoorDash you are now aware of the money you just wasted. Similar to post nut clarity.

Person A : “Bro I just got some Hardee’s delivered to my door but damn this is gonna hurt my bank.”
Persona B: “Ahhh I see that post dash clarity is setting in.”

by SQuiet July 15, 2021

pre nut clarity

Pre nut clarity is when a male experiences post nut clarity before the jerking session.

Josh: Dude did you jack off?
Brian: No dude. Pre nut clarity hit me. I couldn't even start.

by Inga68969 November 18, 2020