clacker

A clacker is a piece of crap covered in hair/fluff, usually found on carpets.

Chris: Do me a favour, get rid of that bit of fluff on the carpet.
Andy: Ewwww, that's no bit of fluff, it's a clacker...

by Garrold September 15, 2004

[clackeddat]

clackdat means to spot something criminal

person1: oi watch dat man hes robbing dat old lady

person2: yh i clackeddat

by lil guney January 28, 2009

clackerballs

a 1960 toy that had two acrylic balls hanging from a string that you click clacked together

Lets have a contest and see who could clack their clackerballs the longest.

by littleredridinghood_50 August 30, 2011

Clackers

The classic shoes that strippers wear. Based on the sound they make when they smack the stage as she slides down the pole.

"Man if you think she's hot now, you should see what she can do when all she's wearing are clackers"

by Bondo911 September 2, 2017

Clacked

Tight-bodied without any excess fat or muscle.

Lean; fit.

"Damn, what gym she hit? She clacked as fuck."

"When I left you was clacked. Now you a yo momma joke with no kids."

by kunai June 9, 2018

Clacked

Tight-bodied without any excess fat or muscle.

Lean; fit.

"Damn, what gym she hit? She clacked as fuck."

"When I left you was clacked. Now you a yo momma joke with no kids."

by kunai June 9, 2018

Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.

This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?

by Emogenome February 15, 2019