Chud

A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.

Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!

Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"

Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?

Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?

by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008

Chud

(Chud) Any crude liquid or creamy based substance released from the body.

"Man, you sick! You about to chud?"

"I left some major chud in your toilet."

"You dick! You blasted me with chud!"

by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005

chud

penis that is as wide as it is long

look, he has a chud

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Chud

A chad and a stud combined, a total badass.

Person 1: "Look at that fucking chud!"
Person 2: "I know right, what a badass!"

by ajaajajajajajajaja May 13, 2020

Chud

An erect penis that has had all pubic hair shaved from around it (including scrotum). Normally achieved with an electric shaver as opposed to a manual razor, to give a stubbly feel.

Male equivalent of minge

a) After I shaved my cock, she thrust that chud into her mouth.

b) She chomped my chud all night!

by elsmeghead February 09, 2011

chud

A multi-purpose word generally used to describe someone who is a douche-bag.

Jesse: Hey Marc, don't you just hate those guys that perpetuate stupid slang terms that no one uses?
Marc: Oh yeah, those chuds!
Jesse: What's a chud?
Marc: Well, you know... god! You guys have no culture!

by jingleballs27 June 03, 2011

Chud

This is when your penis is wider than it is long.

Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.

by jonnyboy123 August 29, 2007