A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.
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Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
by IQ 158 May 16, 2011
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"Whaddaya mean it's $2,400 to replace the clutch? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean the timing chain failed at 60,000 miles? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
"Whaddaya mean it costs $700 to replace the drive belt and the plastic roller wheel contraption and tensioner? I thought Mini Cooper was a good car."
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Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper
by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011
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Dave "So what do you think about death?"
Adam: "Birth and death are space-time events in the continuum of life. So the opposite of life is not death. The opposite of death is birth. And the opposite of birth is death. And life is the continuum of birth and death, which goes on and on."
Dave "Umm, what?... I understand the words, but it doesn't mean anything. Ugh, my head hurts!"
Aaron "You should have seen the last guy, a coma for three weeks!"
Dave "How do you even describe... whatever that was?"
Aaron "That my friend, we call a Chopraism"
Adam: "Birth and death are space-time events in the continuum of life. So the opposite of life is not death. The opposite of death is birth. And the opposite of birth is death. And life is the continuum of birth and death, which goes on and on."
Dave "Umm, what?... I understand the words, but it doesn't mean anything. Ugh, my head hurts!"
Aaron "You should have seen the last guy, a coma for three weeks!"
Dave "How do you even describe... whatever that was?"
Aaron "That my friend, we call a Chopraism"
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