Coochieziety

When your Coochie gets scared of catching an std or desise form something or someone publícaly used

I need to ñee but there’s only public bathrooms around

Ew I just got a wave of coochieziety

by heyyyydumbbitchhere November 8, 2019

Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019

Suction Cup Coochie

(suck - shin cup coo - chee)

A profoundly, overly tight vagina that sucks a penis back when you go to pull out. This will often result in further sinking into the coochie. The more you struggle, the more it fights back. This tactic is usually used by women when a man is about to cum.

Ray: Did you hear about Connie? I heard she has a pussy that is like quick sand!

Brandon: Yeah man, some people say she has a suction cup coochie.

by nootsack June 18, 2020

coochie crusader

A white knight but even more toxic

James is a coochie crusader.

by Reeeeeehiro September 3, 2019

Hoochie coochie man

My sleep paralysis demon that lives in my closet and listens to smooth jazz

Man that dude is such a Hoochie coochie man.

by ScatmansWorld February 13, 2020

coochiecast

a twitter groupchat made in december 2019, originally for stan purposes

its full of idiots, weebs, schlatt stannies in denial and softies

was meant to be a podcast but god fucking knows they still haven't done it the cunts

person 1: yo, you see what *blank* said in coochiecast??
person 2: yeah, fuckin schlannie

by TheOtakuFromTheWarren March 11, 2020

Stingray Coochie

A Stingray Coochie is that super good fire pussy. That grips the life out of you.

Bro, Colleen got that Stingray Coochie. Ya feel me?

by StingrayCoochie December 1, 2020