A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
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She pretended to show me where your choda was but the bitch punched me in the balls. She laughed and asked “That’s the Choda Prank bitch!”
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The accumulation of sweat, semen or both, in your choda wich then turns into a white cheese like substance.
by choda cheese November 13, 2007
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by Sam December 20, 2004
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1 I was sitting in my office chair when I squeezed out a real Choda Burst!
2 Max from accounting, that guy is a real Choda Burst!
2 Max from accounting, that guy is a real Choda Burst!
by Mister Mayhem August 24, 2009
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