professional cheater

1. One who finds ways to obtain answers to tests other than through one's own personal knowledge
1a. Specifically, one who cleverly uses the other side of a scantron to read
the answers during a makeup test, fooling everyone
2. One who does not feel the rules every student must abide by apply to him/her
3. One who, in the event that a major cheating ring he/she was in charge of gets busted, finds a way to be the only person not officially blamed
4. One who always has an aliby or a reason as to why any suspected cheating was a misunderstanding
4a. If all else fails, one who will bring in his dominating mother and/or lawyer to settle things with the high school administration
There are a few good cheaters in my high school, but only one professional cheater - he was simply disgusting.
by His loyal jester September 30, 2006
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cheater wipes

baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.
After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.
by monica v May 07, 2010
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Breezy Cheater

It means you love to be stuck with one partner and you are against cheating
by gloXzero October 14, 2022
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cheater tits

When a larger girl has big tits and thinks it makes her hot, when in reality, she only has big boobs because shes fat.
"Wow, that shirt really shows off Jenny's cheater tits. Unfortunatly it also shows off her fupa."
by General Ass March 01, 2008
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cheater's band

The white line left around the ring finger when the wedding band is removed. Magically appears as a white skin ring when a married person is trying to disguise themselves as single.
"Yeah, I knew the bastard was married when I spotted the cheater's band"
by Leahann November 11, 2007
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nose-cheater

Someone who wears a pandemic mask in public but allows their nostrils to peak over the top of the mask.
Most people I've observed in public are wearing masks, but every once in awhile I'll see a nose-cheater among them, as if their nostrils are somehow incapable of spewing Covid-19. You might as well use a condom with two holes in it!
by Metaphoru May 16, 2020
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cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.
guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010
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