Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021

certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

certified._.weeblol

This is the kindest, sweetest, funnyest most adorable tiktoker EVER!

Women: OMG!! CERTIFIED._.WEEBLOL NOTICED ME!!
Man: GOOD FOR YOU!! She’s awesome!
Women: I know right?! She’s my idol!:)

by Oliver is pog champ October 3, 2021

Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.

Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin

by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021

Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

by BE3FY February 8, 2010

certified snitch

A well-known snitch.

D'angelo Russell is a certified snitch.

by issagrownchild September 2, 2018

Certified pip

Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips

Will knocked all the hoes at the club the other night and went dumb in sac he’s a certified pip

by Dope sauce with a side of swag June 24, 2021