Glow Center

Local nickname given to the Energy Solutions Arena in Salt Lake City, UT; formerly the Delta Center. It is called this because the company that has bought the rights to the arena, Energy Solutions, is one that disposes of toxic waste. Energy Solutions Arena is a mouthful so many have shortened it to ESA or the Glow Center, which is catchier and more like the original name.

This is where the Utah Jazz play.

I heard that Metallica is going to be playing at the Glow Center in March.

by JDPSCCA February 1, 2008

Rapid Weight Loss Center

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."

Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

by Deester July 18, 2007

Hazleton Drop In Center

Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.

I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!

by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011

Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

cantaloupe weenie

During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.

"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."

by mcslezzy March 6, 2009

richland center

A town in southwest Wisconsin with the population of 5,180. The only entertainment you will have is meth and incest

"Hey bro, you seem a bit tweeked, what's wrong?"
" just got my fix from Richland center"
"Ah, say no more"

by Haley_Marie_48 December 9, 2017

cantaloupical

Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.

Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!

by Cantaloupes4Ever May 31, 2017