Celibate

Contrary to what people believe, celibacy is not the act of not having sex, it is the act of refraining from MARRIAGE. Chastity is the act of refraining from sex. Priests take a vow of CHASTITY not CELIBACY

Wrong: Im not having sex anymore, im celibate.
Right: Im not having sex anymore, im chaste.

by Esak January 20, 2008

celebrate

Codeword for smoking marijuana. Being high = being celebratory. Weed = party hats.

I like to celebrate from time to time, when we have an ample supply of party hats.

by R.T. Rybak January 11, 2005

celebate

To masterbate in celebration.

When Fred got a date with Sharon he went home and celebated.

by glaze83 November 8, 2010

Celibate

1)One who does not have sex, could be for religious reasons
2)Sell a bit, and give some away. Ha ha ha...

1) Janey did not sleep with tommy becuase she wants to be celibate until marriage

2) A prostitute (or really anybody who has sexual intercourse) might say "yeah i'm Celibate.. Sell a bit and give some away!!"

by TheBigCheese April 13, 2006

exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

end zone celebration

Something that onle people with a very low IQ do when they get a touchdown! Considering thats thier job it is pretty stupid.

Terell Owens scores a touchdown and does an end zone celebration.

by InsaneJesta November 5, 2007

pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.

Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"

by theSchneid June 14, 2011