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pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.
Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"
by theSchneid June 14, 2011
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celibate

1.Unmarried or will not have sex for religeous reasons
2.Can be used as an insult
YEH well at least i get boys... its way better then being celibate like u, dearest!
by jessielake June 25, 2005
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Celebrate

When I get home from school I'm going to make sure nobody is home. Then I'm going to sit in my bedroom and celebrate!
by Spencer Holowell May 5, 2004
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Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010
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Face full of celebration

1. When a man ejaculates in someones face
George:
"Yo man I just gave Pedro a face full of celebration while he was sleeping, it was grimetastic..you had to be there."
by kbricks69 April 2, 2009
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Celebrate

To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.
"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."

"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."

"She celebrated me last night."
by __FourFingers January 25, 2009
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Celebriate

To party for the sole purpose of becoming intoxicated. Combination of the words "celebrate" and "inebriate".

Variations:
Celebriation
Celebriatory
My brother found $10 walking home from work, so we bought a handle with it and celebriated this stroke of luck.
by ExperimentalFilm February 20, 2011
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