Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Catastrophy

An award for the cat with the cutest butt. A cat ass trophy

That cat wins the Catastrophy

by Wee gosle July 12, 2024

Carstrophobic

The fear of driving on narrow streets, particularly in cities where cars are parked along the sides

As soon as I drove down Broad St., I immediately started feeling carstrophobic.

by El Dantastico January 26, 2009

catastrophle

A ROFL of epic proportions

ROFL LOLFL MANOFLE CATASTROPHLE

by about7 February 13, 2009

Catastrophillis

A catastrophy in a large urban area

A nuclear bomb going off in Ottawa would be Catastrophillis

by Teh Doctor June 29, 2010

catastrophic raid failure

Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.

The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.

Hello,

Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

Regards,

by Peculiar Musings July 14, 2016