Carlos

Carlos is an amazing tall skinny big dick with abs. Every girl would kill for him. Carlos has nice curly hair and bright smile.

Carlos

by yoqorta6969 October 3, 2022

Carlos

An overweight man whose head is shaped like an egg.

Chef: HEY KID WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PAN
Carlos: You tried cooking me!
Chef: Sorry kid, you look like an egg.

by YourYM January 25, 2022

Carlo

Carlo in italian; charles in english, just perfect. Sounds like the protagonist character of a movie that leaves your dick hard wishing you could be like him.
Have you watched Rush? Well he is James Hunt, thats carlo

Omg look there comes Carlo!
Hey! You better kneel before king charles!
Charles

by Culodemula November 24, 2021

Carlo

Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.

‘Such a Carlo move that’

‘She’s obviously been Carlo’d ‘

‘Carlo would love those feet ‘

by Footie fan November 24, 2021

Carlo

The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlo will make your heart sing and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlo’s sense of character is very keen. Carlo spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlo will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlo, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.

Carlo was my boyfriend in high school, I should have never let him go!

by Definition Definitives November 23, 2021

Carlos

An outgoing person, not afriad to say whats on his mind. Handsome & tall. Music is his passion, Brown eyes that make you melt. His singing makes you cry. When everyone tells you, "ewww why are you dating Carlos?" you'll realize that they're wrong & what you see on the inside is different what he potrays on the outside. No one really understands. He's your bestfriend. You'll love him no matter what.

Not everyone wants to date a Carlos until they truly realize who he is.

by Just A Memory January 12, 2013

Carlos

The act of deficating unintentionaly, Self Excrement, To shit ones pants.

After eating that spicy pickle, I thought I was about to have a Carlos.

or

I hope I don't Carlos myself at work.

by pener15 March 26, 2010