Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022

sex canal

to get a water bottle (a one with a smaller nozzle) and spray in an arching manner, getting the feet and laps of your victims wet.

person 1: sex canal!!!

person 2, 3 , 4 and 5: what the fuck!?

by deviantshart November 27, 2022

coital canal

The vagina

I had a great meal at the coital canal

by Trmonahan March 11, 2018

Back Canal

Another definition for the butt, usually in relation to anal sex as an alternative sex route.

Kyle's girlfriend wouldn't let him do the deed proper, so he had to take the back canal.

by RaveUn2Mike February 10, 2009

tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.

Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!

by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022

shit canal

Shit canal; a euphamism for the anal cavity, or butthole. Some dudes like eating asshole. Call it a shit canal. They may see the error in their ways.

"Man, I thought it was nice eating booty. Until the shit canal opened the floodgates."

by Mitch the Sage May 18, 2016

Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora

Dude, she had the loosest chode canal

by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011