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meat canal 

noun,

Colloquial term for a woman's vagina.
Immediately after they began foreplay, she begged him to thrust his bratwurst inside her meat canal.
meat canal by Tenshunn January 30, 2017

Grandama Canal 

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.
Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.
Grandama Canal by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

Naval Canal 

The Canal within a Nose
Sally: “Oh shit my nose hurts”

Fillipe: “Is it your naval canal?”
Sally: “yes”
Fillipe: “omg I love that for you”
Sally: “fuck off fillipe, you spanish prick
Naval Canal by NavalCanal December 28, 2018

Slinging Canal 

Female promoting her sexual desires
Friend 1: hey man you see brittney flirting with all them guys at the party last night
Friend 2: yea dude she was out there slinging canal, cat daddy.
Slinging Canal by Cat Daddy6.9 April 21, 2019

Suez Canal 

When your shit won't flush down, and sits in the bottom of the bowl at an angle.
Leaving stall to next guy in line, "I flushed three times, but it's the Suez Canal in there."
Suez Canal by Sam_R. September 24, 2021

breaching the canal 

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.
is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?
breaching the canal by renaynay February 9, 2009