Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.
The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.
by Balls2You February 21, 2011
during the process of fucking, your dick is taken out and continuously transfered from between her tits and her mouth.
by heatison January 31, 2007
by panda cornflakes January 05, 2011
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.
This computer calculator is so stupid.
by bushlight February 19, 2019
Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE
by Cheeseburger America Man May 07, 2023