"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"
"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."
"It's hilarinut, shut up."
"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."
"It's hilarinut, shut up."
by halfassed October 22, 2017

Brad: It’s November 11 you know what that means
Kyle: no I don’t
Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you won’t break NNN
Kyle: no I don’t
Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you won’t break NNN
by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.
Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."
Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."
" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."
" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
by Shocker Zulu August 21, 2011

by Eridactyl June 15, 2009

When your GF catches you spanking it.
My drunk ass girlfriend fell asleep so I started jerking it and she nut busted me, I told her to get the fuck out and let me finish.
by racer76916 November 26, 2009

by some nutty boi November 20, 2019

by BenDoverMikeHuntAmandaHugAndKi January 20, 2017
