busted a nut laughing

"Munson's dick pic was so small i busted a nut laughing!"

"....i hope he's allergic to nuts because that shit aint funny."

"It's hilarinut, shut up."
by halfassed October 22, 2017
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Bust A Nut Day

On November 11 you can bust a nut and not break NNN
Brad: It’s November 11 you know what that means

Kyle: no I don’t

Brad: It’s Bust A Nut Day and you won’t break NNN
by TheCheeseMan101 November 1, 2020
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Bust-a-nut-itis

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
by Shocker Zulu August 21, 2011
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nut busting

aww, man...it was so funny when we caught ______ nut busting the other day!!!
by Eridactyl June 15, 2009
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nut busted

When your GF catches you spanking it.
My drunk ass girlfriend fell asleep so I started jerking it and she nut busted me, I told her to get the fuck out and let me finish.
by racer76916 November 26, 2009
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busting thy nut

"When you are busting thy nut"

(your nut)
by some nutty boi November 20, 2019
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Busting Negro Nuts

The act of busting a black persons nut (making them cum)
Yo B, I was just Busting Negro Nuts!
by BenDoverMikeHuntAmandaHugAndKi January 20, 2017
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