Ebay bummer

Used as a derogatory name for other Ebay users who bid on the same item(s) you are trying to win, thereby pushing the price up.

"All these Ebay bummers are bumming on the lampshade I want!"

by annod August 10, 2010

London Bummer

Someone who has little or no connection with London and but yet constantly tirade about their family member or friend who lives in London. Mentioning it in every sentence as if its the coolest place on earth, and never failing to force a little fragment of the city into a conversation that has nothing to do with London. A common mistake made by people listening to a London Bummer is accidental belief (by the end of the conversation) that the London Bummer has in fact lived in London all their life and has gone from the streets of London, to running its Mayfair complex.

Clive: Sorry I didn't answer the phone, we where shopping in London. Did I tell you my mums got it made here now?

Englebert: Yes you have already bragged about that. Your becoming a right London Bummer.

by Dingbatanonymous. December 20, 2009

Bumper Nipples

When two topless women are rubbing thier breats against one another.

"I love watching hot lesbians play bumper nipples."

by HotDyke July 31, 2006

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Summer Bummer

When during a fun summer time activity someone brings up the thought of school starting soon and lowers the moral of the entire group.

Tom: Hey man lets go surfing
Jim: okay, hey do you relize that school starts in 17 days?
Tom: stop bein such a "Summer Bummer" man

by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007

Bummermuffins

1. Used to express frustration or disappointment, typically sympathetically.
2. A situation in which no desireable result can occur.

Chad, "Hey bro, I snapped my surfboard in half after I biffed on a gnarly wave yesterday."
Ted, "Dude, that's a steamy batch of bummermuffins right there..."

Stubs toe, "Ouch! Bummermuffins!"

by Scott Little December 8, 2010

Bagel Bumper

A bagel bumper is a slang term for lesbian, as associated with food and the act of bumping two bagels together (two holes with no success of penetration) Compared to lesbians trying to make love with the impropper "tools of the trade".

Wow, look at those two dykes, i bet they are bagel bumpers. Yeah they bump eachothers bagels all the time.

by JohnF November 27, 2003