bumfuzzled

to be clueless of

I was bumfuzzled today in math class.

by jman1072 September 20, 2010

bumfluff

Any random bits of hair that look like they shouldn't be there or just fluff.

"Look at that mostache its jus bumfluff!"
"You got bumfluff on ya jumpa."

by Emmax x x May 23, 2005

bumfloss

A G-string. A piece of underwear that has a thin strip of fabric that hides in the crack between the buttock cheeks, rather than covering that crack like normal underwear. Named for the similarity with dental floss, that cleans the cracks between teeth.

"Look, She's wearing bumfloss. No wonder she's walking oddly"

by ClayPipe July 16, 2008

bumfire

The consequence of a hot curry.

The origin of "bumfire" was from a variation on a Shakespeare sonnet by my friend Paul, in relation to another friend, barling. "Shall I compare thee to a khazi, say? Thou art more curried, and more turbulent. Rough winds do shake the Barling cheeks of gay, and bumfire's wrath doth linger in the gents.."

by Arjy20000 February 27, 2009

bumfights

Best damn video ever.

I'ma serve rocks. All day, all long.

by KRHimself April 16, 2004

bumfinger

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

by olly April 13, 2004

East Bumfuck

1) A location of unknown origin where the worst possible shit is likelly to happen.

2) The worst place in the history of ever.

Some fagstack stole my car! By now it's in East Bumfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003