smurf bukkake

Smurf bukkake is ultra dank bud. It is called such because it is so covered in crystals it looks like the smurfs got together for a bukkake session and came all over your bud.

It has nothing to do with the color of the smurfs, just that they're really small.

And homosexual.

"Fuck dude, this shit is fucking dank. How much did it cost you?"

"$25 a gram man."

"WHAT A RIP OFF!!"

"You want to smoke smurf bukkake, you've got to pay for smurf bukkake."

by Rizzo Repulsive December 15, 2006

advice bukkake

The phenomenon of many people eagerly rushing to give advice all at once, frequently in an aggressive, lecturing, and sometimes hostile manner. Especially common on online forums.

John was surprised by both the amount and texture of the advice bukkake he received after he asked about his problems with relationships.

by GarDrastic December 9, 2007

One Fish Bukkake

A fish (salmon) shown on the popular British documentary 'Natures greatest events'. The fish viewed on this show produced a huge amount of semen which surrounded fellow female salmon causing a mass bukkake, hense the 'One Fish Bukkake'

Friend 1 - Dude did you see how much cum came out that fish?

Friend 2 - Yeah thats the one fish bukkake

..........................................

Friend 1 - Dude i blew a huge load on that girls face earlier

Friend 2 - Just like the one fish bukkake

by NinjaFloydFan April 3, 2009

bukkake

Where, for some unknown reason, many males participate in ejaculating over one female

Alex took part in BM's bukkake

by kronstadt July 16, 2008

bukkake tsunami

Largest possible number of collective dudes ejaculating upon the likes of a single bitch's existence. Witnessed occasional on short-lived, free internet porn sites. Also a Cattle Decapitation song.

"yo dude, me and like a million homies hit this one hoe with the fuckin' bukkake tsunami yesterday. It's gonna be the most epic tsunami to ever hit the internet.

by Andrew of the internet June 28, 2007

Chewbakke bukkake

A mix between Abe Lincoln and the Bukkake. Where a group of men stand around someone and shave their pubic hair and all jerk off of the person and get their juzz all over them and throw the hair on the person so they look like chewbacca.

"Shit, Trina. we gave the best chewbakke bukkake to Sharon last night"

by Mike Avery November 17, 2006

bukkake rag

A rag hidden by your wack-off dojo that you use to wipe your baby yogurt off you.

person 1Dude..you think my bukkake rag needs to be washed?

person 2 Your what?

Person 1 *Shoves Rag In Mouth*

by Gullible Gary July 9, 2007