Cock Buffer

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.

"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"

by Tical January 17, 2005

Buffer Face

Buffer Face is the funny awkward facial shot of a person you see when a online video loads, then stops to buffer.

Oh jeez, this chick looked really hot at the start of the video, but look at her Buffer Face man, it's all botox

by KBX911 July 2, 2011

Gerard Buffer

When you arrive too late, but it doesn't phase you.

Did you see Kyle this morning? He arrived 15 minutes too late. That's a Gerard Buffer if i've ever seen one :o

by SexxxyCatFurry69 December 16, 2021

buffer sex

The first person you have sex with after a long term relationship in preparation for the person you really want to have sex with.

I wanted to have sex with Jimmy after I broke up with Tom, so I had buffer sex with Matt.

by Sjt22 February 9, 2015

guy buffer

space a straight man tries to put between himself and his buddy when they go to the movies together.

Mike laid his jacket on the seat next to him and told Aaron to sit on the other side of it in order to create a guy buffer.

by mike wilkins January 2, 2004

Cock Buffer

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.

Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?

by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004

Penis Buffer

Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.

Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...

Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.

i.e eddie is a penis buffer

by Random7410 May 3, 2008