baffed

to be without a fucking clue.

Man 1 - Where did that bloke go?
Man 2 - Dunno mate, i'm baffed!

by conjunction July 16, 2003

three hole buffet

A type of sex party where 3 women are placed in rooms, and each is assigned a "hole" to service with. One is used in the mouth, another the vagina, and the third in the ass.

Did you hear that tri-delt is having a three hole buffet tonight to benefit AIDS research?

by bobo!! January 5, 2010

butt buffet

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.

"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"

by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009

skid buffer

A old or worn pair of underwear worn under a nice new pair to prevent skid marks on the new pair.

Example 1:
Yeah, I wear two pairs of underwear. One as a skid buffer.

Example 2:
Randy: What's up, Mike?
Mike: I've got the shits today.
Randy: You better use a skid buffer.
Mike: Good call.

by toothdecay April 17, 2010

chinese buffet syndrome

A condition associated with all-you-can-eat restaurants where diners wish to get such good value for money that they starve themselves all day in anticipation of being able to indulge in unlimited food. However, as a result of this period of anorexia the stomach shrinks and upon eating aforementioned buffet the stomach feels full in an unusually short amount of time.

Wow, I've only eaten one plate of sweet and sour chicken balls but I've got chinese buffet syndrome, I'm stuffed!

by dude753 December 15, 2010

baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.

Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!

by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011

Trout Buffer

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.

Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.

by Shonk Rager August 21, 2013