budget binger

One whom is so deeply rooted into alcohol addiction prices become the imperitive decisive factor in the purchase of alcoholic beverages. Always, deep strategic consideration is taken for the alcohol to dollar ratio, always buying the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest bang for your buck beverage. Frequently panhandles and drinks exclusively to get drunk, never for the taste.

Look at that man standing on the corner holding a "why lie i need a beer" sign! He may look like a bum but he's a mathematical genius when calculating alcohol to dollar ratios, as well as a strategic drunk! Surely he will get wasted on no more than 5 dollars! He's a true budget binger!

by Jewish Drunkard November 22, 2011

Budget boujee

A woman or man who ties to act as if they are rich and classy, but actually are broke and ratchet.

She went to get her hair done and she thought it was so good, but you know she is a budget boujee!

by Miloisdead February 17, 2018

budget cuts

polite way of saying "bunch of cunts", particularly suited for use in an office environment

I was having lunch with the finance department today and realised what budget cuts they all are

by yakfat April 23, 2010

Lesbian Budget

The way you have to live when you have lesbian expenses. There is certain items you have to keep your finances in check for. Lesbians have either lots of cosmetics to buy or lots of flannel shirts to buy.

"Judi, do you have time to drive me to Castle Superstore and get more lube & toys?"

"Trudi, You really need to get yourself on a lesbian budget and buy a car instead of spending all your money on those dildos. You need to plan for those necessities!"

by Medusa09 February 17, 2009

Budget cut bathrooms

"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.

"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."

I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.

I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!

by ilikerunnin1600 March 30, 2011

text budget

for those cheap asses who choose to not get unlimited text messgaes on their cell plan, and instead get to budget their monthly allowance of text so as not to inccur extra charges..

Stephanie's broke ass spent the night bitching about goin over her text budget.. Lame

by Dana Lef December 17, 2008

4 letter budget

a budget in which one only spends money on things that have 4 letters; especially food, weed and beer.

"Nahh man, I can't go to the movies with you, I'm on a 4 letter budget."

"Oh, okay, well lets go grab a beer then."

by 40 oz to freedom May 28, 2008