Black Brown Eye

To be kicked directly in the asshole with a pointed shoe.

Sally bent over to grab a nickle and I gave her a mad crazy black brown eye!!!11

by Client 09 October 9, 2008

ITCHY BROWN EYE

It's when you haven't wiped your butt well after a bowel-movement.

Shouldn't need an example.

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003

brown eye

A hole between the ass pillows, sometimes with a little shit stuck to it after running out of toilet paper.

Hoss, a truck driver, can't reach his ass to wipe because his stomach is friggin huge, so he is left with a Brown eye.

by Mark Sil April 9, 2006

Brown eye blindfold

A pair of well-worn underpants.

Man, I can’t belive these brown eye blindfolds made it another round in the wash.

by CaptainTragedy October 6, 2018

brown eye

see <red eye>

see <red eye>

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 17, 2003

cincinnati brown eye

after ejaculating on a womans face, deficate in both her eyes

She wasn't so hot after I gave her a cincinnati brown eye

by swedishbot August 31, 2007

brown eye gravy

an especially bad version of diahrea in which only pure liquid is expelled from the sphinkter.

Dude i just had the worst brown eye gravy, it felt like i was peeing out of my ass!

by who me? March 6, 2005