Brociple

A Brociple is a Bro that worships at the same gym as you.

Curren- "Brociple zach have you lifted yet?"

Zach- "Yes Brociple Curren"

Curren- "Wheyman"

by Sir Gains April 8, 2016

Brotirement

The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden

Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.

by Pleasenthanku February 22, 2017

brotis

basically your coolest friend, who is almost your brother. if you are a brotis, you are one of the coolest people in the world.

aye what’s up brotis david, how u doin buddy?

by the211afterme July 27, 2018

brotisserie chicken

A term used to describe a honey Baked bro who has been running around in circles.

dude, you've been switching back and forth between these chicks like a true brotisserie chicken.

by ethan mcnasty February 25, 2019

Brotep

A Bernie Sanders stan so deep into the Cult of Bernie they cannot see anyone else that should be President. Often uses words like neolibs and corporatist to win an argument.

That Brotep actually thinks Bernie has released his taxes!

by Wharfrat2004 February 28, 2019

Brotitter

Someone who sucks tits on his bro.

Kevin: Yo bro, you wanna suck my tits?
Nick: Yea man, i'm a Brotitter

by MattFilet April 25, 2019

Brotisserie Chicken

Your bro for life. They'll always stand up for you no matter what and support your decisions, even if they're stupid as fuck.

Thanks for the advice, you're my brotisserie chicken.

by bbkush May 21, 2019