1. To pour Diet Coke and Mentos, in that order, down a girl's vagina. This will cause the formation of a soda geyser in her uterus and vagina, which will fuck up her reproductive system and launch soda the fuck out of her vagina. (verb)
2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)
2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)
1.
Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*
2. No example needed
Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*
2. No example needed
by Yopmail User June 26, 2022
Get the Blossom mug.Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.
"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."
"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
by master_gopher July 1, 2006
Get the Pointy Haired Boss mug.Related Words
bross
• brossy
• bross town
• Brossa
• brossage
• brossard
• Brosse
• Brossip
• Brosson
• Bross hoss
Something that goes beyond being simply badass, it advances to an entirely different level.
An extraordinary feat worthy of the title Boss Hard.
When something is Incomparably awesome.
An extraordinary feat worthy of the title Boss Hard.
When something is Incomparably awesome.
Jeff: Hey did you see that fight last weekend that Todd got into.
Matt: That was hardly a fight, Todd destroyed him just by blinking
Jeff: Man, Todd is so Boss Hard
Matt: That was hardly a fight, Todd destroyed him just by blinking
Jeff: Man, Todd is so Boss Hard
by Wesker_Returns December 24, 2012
Get the Boss Hard mug.by Rêveur January 11, 2009
Get the workaholic boss mug.Non-elected, unofficial leader of a community housing tank in jail. Duties include control of TV, dispute arbitration, breaking up or organizing of fights and anything else related to the tank. Payment is often in the form of commissary.
I don't know why Big Boy tried to change the channel from Springer to watch the news without asking. Doesn't he know he ain't Tank Boss? That's gonna cost him 2 soups...
by MrBobby February 28, 2010
Get the Tank Boss mug.(n) One who was considered a loser/outcast in high school, but gains a flourishing social life upon entering college.
This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.
This phenomenon is most common when said individual attended a high school filled with narrow-mindedness, immaturity, and/or all around ignorance.
Tom: Hey, isn't that the girl who used to each lunch alone in the band hall? She looks all outgoing and happy now. Even a little... sexy.
Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.
Harry: Yeah, that's Sally. She's a total college blossom. She's got guys hitting on her all the time now.
by TirraLirra December 2, 2011
Get the college blossom mug.