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Brodinger's Cunt

A cock experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, in which a semi erect penis is inserted in the direction of female genitalia, but for whatever reason it cannot be determined whether the penis has actually entered the vagina, or whether it is merely wedged between the purgatory that is the butt cheek - vagina junction. Until it is observed, the penetration is both occurring and not occurring at the same time, a state commonly referred to as cocktum superposition.
I was so drunk last night, I wasn't sure if it was in for five minutes! It was a real Brodinger's Cunt.
by TheeSpanishJ March 3, 2018
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Boringatosis

(Bor-ring-uh-toe-sis) Common
Boringatosis is when one starts to blabber dull facts about something nobody cares about.

It is not contagious- but will occasionally make surrounding people start to feel tired and sleepy.
He got infected by Boringatosis, so now we're all exhausted.
by We Are All Stupid March 1, 2019
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Damn the group chat with Riley, deven, Natalie, deven, and Jaelyn is a boring ass group chat
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Boring Hot

An individual who has physical attractive qualities, however has a less than-interesting personality.
Person 1: Damn, that girl is hot.
Person 2: Yeah. but I hung out with her once and she's not very smart and isn't fun.
Person 1: Oh, so she's boring hot. That's quite unfortunate.
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decent boring

a gathering, event or get together that is so boring but you don’t want to offend the gathering , so you add some positivity to its boringness. Decent boring.
Went to a party the other day hosted by my beau and it was pretty awful. It was decent boring.
by Wrangler17 November 26, 2018
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Nigel Boring

The most SAVAGE man you will ever meet. Get down on one knee and propose while you still have a chance.
Nigel is so SAVAGE. Nigel Boring!
by Leo is mole rat November 22, 2019
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boringest

the most boring thing relative to the group of boring things compared to
"you are the boringest person in the world"
by Aaron Cheng February 4, 2004
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