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1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up.

1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf.

2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.

3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.
1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...

1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"

2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."

3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"
by daSnowman1183@yahoo.com February 6, 2010
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national break up day

National Break Up Day is the date in January that is far enough away from the Holidays and before one gets sucked into the vortex for Valentines Day. Usually it is the Sunday before Martin Luther King Day.
"He waited until the National Break Up Day to break up with her, bro. It's not cool to break up during the holidays or too close to valentine's day."
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break up ornament

a great way to deal with a break up!
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I thought Dana needed to laugh about her break up...so I bought her a break up ornament
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Break Up Bush

Similar to men growing beards post break up, girls grow bushes by not shaving their vaginas out of either depression or freedom from not having anyone to impress during sex.
"I have a hairless vagina. But after Steve and I broke up I grew a break up bush until I got over him and shaved it."
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Break up with your boyfriend day

The day she crushes your fucking heart
Hey it’s national break up with your boyfriend day
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Soft break up

Person 1: you broke up with me
Person 2: no, you broke up with me
Person 1: no, i soft broke up with you. You made it a hard break up by reaffirming it. So you broke up with me. I just did a soft break up.

Person 2: oh man, youre right. I’m sorry i broke up with you.
by Butt0283749294 December 11, 2018
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break up date

its when a guy/girl gets all ready to go on a date, and is really nice to the girl/guy all night, no matter how long they've been dating, and breaks up with her/him in a really nice way
an example of break up date: like...you know ________(name)...your such a good person....beautiful, smart.....i dont deserve you............your way to great........i think i should just let you have your space to become the great person i know u are
by europeanbeauty January 19, 2008
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