brag bitchin'

inflating the importance of what you do by complaining about how hard and demanding it is.

Freddie spends more time brag bitchin' about all he has to do than he spends doing it.

by Ray A January 14, 2008

Humble brag

When you try to low-key stroke your ego, while acting unimpressed with yourself.

"You think I'm the shit? OMG, Ib think you're the shit! I didn't realize I was so liked".

"No need to humble brag".

by Trez0688 April 20, 2022

poor bragging

Complaining (bragging) that you are "poor" when, by the definition of poor / poverty, you aren't remotely poor. Complaining that you can't afford something you want, which, in your mind, makes you poor.

I can't afford tickets to Beyonce's concert because I'm soooooo poor! - Tweeted from my iPhone 6s. # poor bragging

by Rj19972000 September 14, 2016

Tea-Brag

During consensual tea bagging, the girl is sucking on the guy's balls when he rubs one out from above. The distance he cums determines the bragging right.

"Yo he jizzed on my tits while tea bagging, he can't tea-brag about nothin"
"Yo she said he busted on her toes while tea bagging, how's that for a tea-brag?!"

by supreme cream November 4, 2009

text bragging

When you are bragging about something in a social network (i.e. item farmed from some game in a facebook post) but the post lacks a snapshot to confirm it).

-He said he got the ants a-iso (marvel avengers alliance) but there's no snapshot.
-He is obviously text bragging!

by Lenny Palacio September 1, 2014

soft bragging

The act of bragging indirectly.

He tried soft bragging about his subscriber count. "If you want to find my YouTube channel, look at the one that has 40 million subscribers and a ton of videos"

by Weetile April 7, 2016

Brag Item

A person or thing someone uses to brag to others about.

Due to the dad not being able to brag about himself to his friends at work, he used his son as a brag item.

by Network12 November 21, 2011