Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.

Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.

by JKF125 June 25, 2010

Bowen

Hot and muscular. Takes pride in his looks and loves to model with confidence. On the flirtatious side and loves to have some fun. Every girl in town is drooling over him. Naturally good at everything

Person 1: Wow who is that dude? He is racking up all the ladies!
Person 2: yep, that’s Bowen for you

by Haruka Nanami July 9, 2019

bowel concern

When one has a deep, profound concern over the the bowel habits of another individual.

Referenced from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Larry David: Okay, listen, it's none of her business...

Richard Lewis: She has bowel concern for you, and I do too.

Larry David: I don't need her bowel concern!

by 2 guys and a dog December 8, 2009

Bowed up

To be extremely busy. To be doing multiple things at the same time.

I'm bowed up like a cutworm.

by Gigajacob December 29, 2008

Bowel Buster

A triple hash brown from Waffle House topped with chili, cheese, and ham as well as an assortment of sauces.

John enjoyed a bowel buster at Waffle House.

by K1llr0y December 15, 2009

Bowelquake

When you are caught in a place with no toilet and you throw up out your ass and you have to use your socks and/or underwear to wipe your ass.

I was camping when I had a bowelquake, I threw my underwear in the lake after using them to wipe my ass.

by DeReese July 18, 2014

Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.

I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018