The act of hijacking someone's Facebook status through posting a massive amount of random comments in a conversational format.
This requires at least two people, as solo Status Bombing just makes you look like a dick.
Status Bombing should not resemble 'spam' in any way. Comments should range from intelligent debates to deep philosophical exchanges. The more subjects you can encompass with a single bomb, the more glorious it is.
Bombs may include made up statistics and data, and all grammar and punctuation must be correct.
This requires at least two people, as solo Status Bombing just makes you look like a dick.
Status Bombing should not resemble 'spam' in any way. Comments should range from intelligent debates to deep philosophical exchanges. The more subjects you can encompass with a single bomb, the more glorious it is.
Bombs may include made up statistics and data, and all grammar and punctuation must be correct.
Example of a recent Status Bombing
Victim: "i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges..?"
Bomber #1: "3.52 cm"
Victim: "oh ok thanx."
Bomber #1: "No problem."
Accidental enabler: "would there be less 'ocean' if there were no jelly fish??"
Victim: "ummm, dont get it?"
Bomber #1: "No, but the water level would be a bit lower."
Bomber #2: "You have to compensate for all the fish that those jellyfish would have killed, so removing the jellyfish might make the ocean levels rise slightly."
(Now it's on)
Bomber #1: "If you want to get technical, you must consider the socio-economic ramifications of pirates on shipping vessels off the Somali coast, and their proportional fish vs. jellyfish impact ratio."
Bomber #2: "Since part of the reason for the uprising of the Somali pirates is due to the overfishing of foreign vessels off their coast, it could be said that, since the pirate vessels are quite small in comparison to that of the foreign fishing boats, an increase in pirate activity would lead to a small increase in ocean levels."
Bomber #1: "It goes deeper, though. The decrease in available fishing water for Chinese fishing vessels (the most prolific) has lead to increased fishing and production in the yellow sea. This, in turn, has led to vast environmental changes, sparking mass spawning of giant Nomura's jellyfish (surveys suggest many billions of the 220kb behemoths). This by far outweighs any fish volume related water increase. All the fish in the Yellow Sea are being eaten, leading to a small decrease in water levels. However, this is outweighed by the aforementioned increase in jellyfish, thus leading to a large increase in global water levels.
Bomber #1: "Besides, it's impossible to 'get rid' of jellyfish anyway, killing or netting them causes them to release millions of self-inseminating eggs."
Bomber #2: "Why not just put sterilizers in the water that only affect the aforementioned cnidarian? Or perhaps one which affects both jellyfish and people? Over the long term, it would cause a rapid decrease in China's population, thus reducing the need to fish in the first place (and thus reducing their carbon emissions, allowing the planet to recover slightly)."
Victim: "AAAA SHUT UP!!"
Bombers to each other: "Status Bombing kicks ass."
Victim: "i wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges..?"
Bomber #1: "3.52 cm"
Victim: "oh ok thanx."
Bomber #1: "No problem."
Accidental enabler: "would there be less 'ocean' if there were no jelly fish??"
Victim: "ummm, dont get it?"
Bomber #1: "No, but the water level would be a bit lower."
Bomber #2: "You have to compensate for all the fish that those jellyfish would have killed, so removing the jellyfish might make the ocean levels rise slightly."
(Now it's on)
Bomber #1: "If you want to get technical, you must consider the socio-economic ramifications of pirates on shipping vessels off the Somali coast, and their proportional fish vs. jellyfish impact ratio."
Bomber #2: "Since part of the reason for the uprising of the Somali pirates is due to the overfishing of foreign vessels off their coast, it could be said that, since the pirate vessels are quite small in comparison to that of the foreign fishing boats, an increase in pirate activity would lead to a small increase in ocean levels."
Bomber #1: "It goes deeper, though. The decrease in available fishing water for Chinese fishing vessels (the most prolific) has lead to increased fishing and production in the yellow sea. This, in turn, has led to vast environmental changes, sparking mass spawning of giant Nomura's jellyfish (surveys suggest many billions of the 220kb behemoths). This by far outweighs any fish volume related water increase. All the fish in the Yellow Sea are being eaten, leading to a small decrease in water levels. However, this is outweighed by the aforementioned increase in jellyfish, thus leading to a large increase in global water levels.
Bomber #1: "Besides, it's impossible to 'get rid' of jellyfish anyway, killing or netting them causes them to release millions of self-inseminating eggs."
Bomber #2: "Why not just put sterilizers in the water that only affect the aforementioned cnidarian? Or perhaps one which affects both jellyfish and people? Over the long term, it would cause a rapid decrease in China's population, thus reducing the need to fish in the first place (and thus reducing their carbon emissions, allowing the planet to recover slightly)."
Victim: "AAAA SHUT UP!!"
Bombers to each other: "Status Bombing kicks ass."
by JimbotheBomber May 10, 2009
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The act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba.
I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)
by Anomaly of the Pheonix October 5, 2011
Get the Tuba Bombing mug.a sport where a female gracefully hugs a penis with her lips and mouth. she then bobs up and down until she she lands upon the scrotum sauce. this sport is popular for males to experience. also know as skull
"We're here live in Slumps room where bobbing for scrotum sauce is taking place. So Slump what is the name of this contestant whos face is stuck to your penis, I dont want to interupt her"
"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."
(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"
"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."
"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."
"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!
"I dont know. But she's really doing a good job."
(in a muffled voice)"My name is Monique"
"Dont talk your ruining it....ah ah ahhhhhhh!!..."
"There you have it folks another successful outing in the wonderful sport of bobbing for scrotum sauce. Tune in tomorrow when 6 more contestants step up to the plate."
"For Bob Bohnson this is Bent Tonsil saying so long; and remember ladies liquid kids their grrrreat!!
by Slump June 21, 2004
Get the bobbing for scrotum sauce mug.Dropping the R Bomb (Racist-Racism).
The denunciation of opponents as "Racists" for the purpose of silencing dissent, winning an election or discussion.
Part of a combined arms offensive which includes the use of "Guilt Strafing" (concocting elaborate tautologies the purpose of which is to remind white people of slavery, taking land from the Native Americans, and being, for the most part, descendants of legal immigrants.).
Used separately, R Bombing is frequently deployed by "community activists" in order to intimidate and de-legitimize opponents. Often used to de-rail discussions in which factual material is trumping emotional appear.
Sharpton and Jackson and the acknowledged "Curtis LeMays" of R Bombing, but groups such as La Raza, Southern Poverty Law Center and NAACP have dedicated "Wings" of R Bombers who are deployed throughout the media during campaign season and for high profile crimes.
The denunciation of opponents as "Racists" for the purpose of silencing dissent, winning an election or discussion.
Part of a combined arms offensive which includes the use of "Guilt Strafing" (concocting elaborate tautologies the purpose of which is to remind white people of slavery, taking land from the Native Americans, and being, for the most part, descendants of legal immigrants.).
Used separately, R Bombing is frequently deployed by "community activists" in order to intimidate and de-legitimize opponents. Often used to de-rail discussions in which factual material is trumping emotional appear.
Sharpton and Jackson and the acknowledged "Curtis LeMays" of R Bombing, but groups such as La Raza, Southern Poverty Law Center and NAACP have dedicated "Wings" of R Bombers who are deployed throughout the media during campaign season and for high profile crimes.
Example 1:
Protester: Do not reward criminal behavior! No Amnesty for illegal immigrants!
Counter-protestor: You are Racist! (R bombing) White people stole this land! (Guilt Strafing) You are against latinos coming here for a better life! (R Bombing) This country was build on the backs of immigrants. (Guilt Strafing)
Example 2:
Press spokesman: The two suspects were black males in their early 20's and round 6 feet tall and were last seen...
Community activist: Dat's Racist! Why you got be sayin' they was black? You a Racist!
Example #3:
Protestor: Illegally entering the country and taking advantage of the benefits which apply to citizens is just like breaking into someone house and stealing from them.
Counter protestor: That is Racism! (R bombing)
Protestor: Statistically, Mexicans are over 70% of illegal immigrants.
Counter-protestor: Those numbers are Racist and you are promoting Racism by bringing them up, therefore YOU are a Racist. (an R Bomb Clusterfuck)
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Protester: Do not reward criminal behavior! No Amnesty for illegal immigrants!
Counter-protestor: You are Racist! (R bombing) White people stole this land! (Guilt Strafing) You are against latinos coming here for a better life! (R Bombing) This country was build on the backs of immigrants. (Guilt Strafing)
Example 2:
Press spokesman: The two suspects were black males in their early 20's and round 6 feet tall and were last seen...
Community activist: Dat's Racist! Why you got be sayin' they was black? You a Racist!
Example #3:
Protestor: Illegally entering the country and taking advantage of the benefits which apply to citizens is just like breaking into someone house and stealing from them.
Counter protestor: That is Racism! (R bombing)
Protestor: Statistically, Mexicans are over 70% of illegal immigrants.
Counter-protestor: Those numbers are Racist and you are promoting Racism by bringing them up, therefore YOU are a Racist. (an R Bomb Clusterfuck)
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by Mabuse August 23, 2012
Get the R Bombing mug.1. The act of participating in a Quiz Bowl event (be it a tournament, match, or practice).
2. The act of pwning someone in a Quiz Bowl event.
3. The natural act of being superior than other players in a Quiz Bowl event.
4. To attend a Quiz Bowl event.
2. The act of pwning someone in a Quiz Bowl event.
3. The natural act of being superior than other players in a Quiz Bowl event.
4. To attend a Quiz Bowl event.
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