bowfin

Scottish slang; digusting, horrible or unsightly

pronounced like, "how", a servants "bow" etc

here mate, your burds heavy bowfin
The gherkins in this roll are bowfin'
here mate, your crusty toenail is actually bowfin

bowfin by ChronosDG December 3, 2007

bowfin' 

Really stinky. Can be applied to a person or a bad smell. AQlso adescriptive word

Woahhhhhhh! That's bowfin!
That shirt is bowfin.
Also see howfin

bowfin' by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.

Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

You be epic bowling ball by NO ONE OWNS THIS ACCOUNT October 9, 2019

take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

take the skinheads bowling by Count de Monet May 30, 2011

Bowing Diplomacy 

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018

Bowling Ball Treatment 

Thumb in the front and two in the back.

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

Bowling Ball Treatment by Dictionary DuChie July 17, 2012