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Someone who butchers something so bad it's not possible.

Also someone known for insanity.
"HEU THETE!"
"...Hey there*?"
"...I think so?"

"IF MY NAME ISN'T BOTCHER I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BABY UP YOUR ASS AFTER I'VE SHOVED IT DOWN THE DRAIN AND PLUCKED IT UP AGAIN!"
Botcher by YamiHoshi December 14, 2009
n.

1. the practice of exploiting another human's action(s) in an argument by insisting that the action(s) were harmful, when they were in fact benevolent, unrelated, inconsequential and/or warranted.

2. referring to an instance of self-entitled grievousness, usually in an effort to feel validated in an emotion and most often practiced by shoppers, patrons, children and liberals.

3. referring to the philosophically-observed decline of social proficiency in children of the 21st century due to misplaced upbringing.
"Son, there is no argument and I will refuse to tolerate your bitchedry."

"I think my table complained to the manager about the eggs. I'll have to convince her it's just entitled bitchedry."

"It is the knowledge of when to be content and the wisdom to take advantage of the right opportunities as they come along that undermine bitchedry before it becomes a part of the living being's character."

"The bitchedry of the modern child is due to the dwindling prevalence of deterrent physical punishment."
bitchedry by zailroy June 7, 2016
"the act of making plans with friends and then not only not showing up, but not calling to let anyone know.

And then come back around in a month or two and act like nothing happened"”
I got bouched at the golf course today!
Bouched by Holgie October 14, 2020

Botchelella

Botchelella is the imaginary combination of nausea and diarrhea causing bacteria, without proof of source.
Don't eat that, you'll get botchelella.

Bobby O Bitched 

One is "Bobby O Bitched" when they are acting like they know what they are talking about, usually in politics, and they are in turn absolutely grilled slammed and served by another person who actually does know what they are talking about. Usually after being "bobby o bitched" the opponent has no choice but to admit they were wrong.
Beth: Im not gonna vote for Murray cause she lied a lil bit bout Rossi on TV.

Anders: I would never vote for Rossi, Murray all the way.

Beth: Your ignorant.

Anders: No your ignorant. I don't care if she lied. I care how she votes in congress. How she represents me with her votes. And due to the fact that I am not ignorant I go and look at Patty Murray's voting record. Because her voting record is quite frankly all that really matters. And do I like the way that she has been voting yes I do. But go ahead vote for Rossi, maybe if you get to meet him he will be truthful about whether he likes you. Let's just hope thats all you want from your elected senator.

Beth: Wow I guess your right. I just got bobby o bitched.
Bobby O Bitched by idontplay October 21, 2010

Bitched out 

The state of being so disillusioned with the idea of forming a successful relationship with a woman, that you can't be bothered even trying.
"Man. I've been getting really good vibes off (insert woman's name here) but I still feel really bitched out"
Bitched out by nick October 5, 2005