boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 12, 2008

boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

Barry boiling

When something is too hot/at boiling point. Could refer to boiling water, or hot weather etc. The brother of “Luke warm”

“Omg this water is Barry boiling” “ey pal the weather is Barry boiling!

by Youwhat November 23, 2020

ball boil

When the shower isn't working and you have to dip your balls in warm water to wash them!

Hey man, I call dibs on the first ball boil in the morning!!

No man, the early ball catches the first boil

Did you have a ball boil this morning, there's an awful stink out of this cup!

by GIL18 February 6, 2018

boiled the bunny

the act of a girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, someone you had a one-night stand with, etc. going off the deep end and becomes obsessive and/or delusional

guy 1: I told my girlfriend I had basketball practice and she still called me 10 times in 2 hours

guy 2: You need to dump her man, she's officially boiled the bunny on you

by drunkirishmick March 17, 2011

boiled bacon

Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger

Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon

by Chap87 May 4, 2015