Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.

Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!

by hhbd January 28, 2009

bloke

Bloke: an informal English word for man, similar to chap, guy, feller/fella/fellow,geezer.
Often thought of as an Australian word as it is commonly used over there. The Aussie Bloke is a stereotype of a typical Australian Man, i.e. loves sport, beer, bbq's.
It's used in UK and Aus. in the same way guy and dude are used in America

According to a local newspaper in the Midlands, the word originated in the Black country (an area near Birmingham, UK), but I'm really not sure how much truth is in that!

'Look at that fat bloke over there!'
'Right, what are you blokes drinking?'

by D7 October 29, 2006

Balone

adj. A relaxed state of being resulting from the ingestion of THC. A slangy shorthand for the more customarily used "Stoney Baloney," which was proceeded by the short lived variant "Stonevester Balone."

Do you want to get balone?
So, you look a little balone.

Are we trying to get balone, here?
Wanna cut on the 'vape' and get a lil' balone?

by I mean... July 13, 2009

baloneous

An argument or definition or collection of words that sounds official but is clearly complete crap; of, pertaining to, or possessing the qualities of baloney; bullshit

"The Flegmengious Transcept is in agreement with the readings from the Heisenberg Generator Console."

"Yeah right man, if that isn't completely baloneous I don't know what is."

by Art Grauer January 7, 2008

Good Bloke

Someone who looks after his/her mates. Always willing to lend a hand. Someone you can rely on for a favour. The term 'Good Bloke' is not necessarily gender specific. Usually bloke refers to a male but calling someone a 'good bloke' can be used to describe a male or a female.

A: "Hey Charlotte, can you take us down to the shops?"
B: "Yeah, no worries"
A: "F*** your a good bloke"

by AussieTERMS May 12, 2016

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

bloken

Receiving fellatio and defecating simultaneously.

The turtle was peeking but I never turn down a bloken.

(This is a serious definition. Example in use: Harold and Kumar)

by anonymousbloken June 28, 2010