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Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo June 8, 2007
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Bleach-Drinker

A novel synonym for “Americans”, based on President Trump’s medical advice.
That bleach-drinker is now free of COVID-19! Of course, they are also dead from drinking bleach...
by Onneb309 April 24, 2020
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Commit Bleach Drink

The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.
Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.
by PeePeePooPooMan2 October 20, 2018
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Bung Hole Bleacher

This is a relativity new practice in the porn industry and home recreational freakiness. It’s usually the person responsible for bleaching the performers bung hole for a cleaner, more attractive azzhole for filming and for the freaky person at home who’s trying to get that 3rd eye to look just the right. Think about it, would you want to hit something that looked kinda dingy and just plain nasty looking, not to mention if the lighting is bad in filming you’d b looking trying to figure out WTF is that????
Hey man, did you hear you’re ex girl got a new job??? No, I didn’t…. Well, rumor has it she’s a BUNG HOLE BLEACHER and practices on herself…..
by Dawgum October 14, 2011
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Bleach Demons

“Bleach Demons” is a term that was originally used to describe Albinos because of their white hair, white skin, and red eyes in 1875. The term became outdated in 1906, to present day it’s used as a slur to describe Albinos.

You might also see the Black Tiktok Community use it to describe White people, but they don’t know the history behind it and everyone should refrain from the use of the word.
“The Bleach Demons are at it again.”
by wildbills June 18, 2021
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drink bleach

Term used to describe anything unpleasant.
I got invited to a baby shower on Sunday, I'd rather DRINK BLEACH!
by T. M. December 28, 2005
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bleach

chemical used to whiten items
"that shirt needs to be bleached" -your mom
by M. Ghandi May 15, 2006
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