blapse

to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.

an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.

if thou dost not stop these insults one shall blapse up your head, BO!

by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003

blapse

to make love to / fuck a member of the opposite sex

i blapsed this fat girl last night...

by Canary July 4, 2003

blapse

To provide pleasure for a woman who is under the illusion she is catching the bargs!

Girl 1 to Girl 2: did you blapse hi last night?

Girl 2 to girl 1: yeah i did, it was great think i'll see him soon.

Girl 1 to girl 2: so you'll call him?

Girl 2 to Girl 1: eeer, yeah but he'll call me first...obviously!

by Jack ALexander July 7, 2003

Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.

Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

Blap

blap is love, blap is life. when you say blap to someone, it just means that you love them very much. praise to blap, submit to blap. it's also just a funny word i thought of

i blap everything. i worship blap

by pure! January 29, 2021

blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Dave202020 May 20, 2016

Blap

When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.

Ya done got blapped, Son!

by Cdobbs September 20, 2021