bladding

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.

Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.

by Formina Sage November 1, 2010

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

bladd

A word short for bladder

My bladd was about to explode and then I got bit on the butticle region

by stromatolite June 19, 2008

Bladder Bag

During post intercourse, the act of urinating inside the female vagina.

After their hot night of romantic love making, Justin felt the urge to Bladder Bag Jennifer.

by Q-Cheese September 8, 2010

bloddy idiot

bloddy idiot, originated in England meaning {stupid fool}

You should never turn your back on your friends, you bloddy idiot!

by Lisa from Pisa March 6, 2017

Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.

They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!

by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011

trucker's bladder

A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.

Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.

by bravokilotwo February 7, 2015