Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

rubber binder

Upper Midwest U.S.A. term for a rubber band.

Uffda! I found a stray rubber binder in my hot dish, don'tcha know.

by Ya Betcha October 29, 2007

Bente

Bente is a beautifull but bented woman, often redheaded and hotheaded. A Bente is the center of attention and she is a magnet to all men and women of resonable wit. Her humor is spiced with sexual undertones and a Bente often uses her own experience in her humoristic storytelling.

But be aware, calling your child Bente might result in a child of great temper though beauty will follow the temper hand in hand.

Oh my god, that was a good bente.

by milf and honey September 29, 2010

Cone-Assisted Banter

More commonly referred to as C.A.B.

To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.

Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters

"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"

M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"

by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009

American Banter

When Americans recite a series of insults and call it banter.

American: Haha, your dad left when you were young.

Briton: Yes Brad, that’s very funny American banter

by LolJinx July 7, 2019

Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

Ice-Assisted Banter

The act of freezing an item of pivotal importance to a flatmate in an ice-cream tub full of water for no good reason other than banter.

Often used as a good sequel to an episode of cone-assisted banter, especially when directed at the same Banter-biter or Bantagonist. It can be used as an isolated piece of banter or as a part of a larger bantathon.

"Guys, why are my toaster tongs set in a massive block of ice? did you do it to annoy me?"

"No, for Ice-assisted banter"

by ***Welshy*** March 8, 2009