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bimboism

(Noun)

The incurable disease that affects bimbos.

Generally a fake looking woman with fake boobs/push up bra, thick layers of make-up, hair dyed some horrendous colour and are never seen without high heels.

They are usually seen twiddling their hair and uttering unintelligible sentences.
Boy: "That blonde over there used to be in my class...she's such a bimbo."
Girl: "Did she graduate in bimboism?"
by AoifeSmartypants April 24, 2014
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Bimbo

A woman who hides insecurity with overtly sexual behavior. Flits from sexual partner to partner like a butterfly to flowers. Completely artificial and vapid.
My ex-girlfriend is a major bimbo. I'm better of without her.
by Luciella May 18, 2010
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Bimbo

An uneducated female. Typically blonde but sometimes not. Makes dumb remarks that really no one cares, and laughs like shes just swallowed a whole balloon of helium. Wears way too much makeup, and talks really fast. Usually humongous sluts. BEWARE! They travel in packs of 2 and 3.
Tommy: That girl is so dumb.
Timmy: Oh I know, she's a total bimbo.
by l0ZER_fACE[X0] May 4, 2009
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dumb bimbo

normally called Ellie or Sienna! Very very dumb and only cares about what they look like! They were gallons of make-up and they’re school skirts are ridiculously short. They’re always in trouble and always talking about boys. They ask the most stupid questions ever!
look at those dumb bimbos; must be called ellie or sienna
by schoolslagsareneeks November 17, 2019
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Disposable Bimbo

A young female on the back of a motorcycle holding on for dear life to a squid. Spotted best by her protective miniskirt, armored high heels, and un-flowing impervious Aquanetted hair.

These creatures offer evidence contrary to evolutionary theory and natural-selection, in that more and more of them die every year, and yet even more appear the following summer.
"Hey frat boi... wheres your girlfreind?"

"Dude... I lost her when I dumped my Bussa... but Im going to pick up this other chick right now."

"You go through disposable bimbos like a tweeker through braincells."
by schimschone March 11, 2005
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Male Bimbo

A guy that prides himself first and foremost on looks, and cares very little about substance...common side effect is desert dick
Allan Matus spends $350 at the Lacoste store, but can't tell you the two presidential candidates...what a male bimbo
by Buff Man October 22, 2004
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Bimbo

Megan Fox is a Bimbo
by AnonymousDurhamStudent August 2, 2009
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