french hot air baloon

when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.

when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.

by dirty danno June 16, 2009

Bidoof's Law

A joyless idiot, usually in their teens, on the Internet who likes to assert their stupid, controversial opinions in a toughguy style. When you check their profile you see that they are a shameless hentai addict.

The Bidoof's Law is quickly triggering every single dudebro on Twitter.

His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!

by b-ba September 21, 2019

Bilbow

A ginger who is very small in stature and usually has a moustache and gotee. They usually have male roomates who are much older than them. they also do not have souls.

Did you see that bilbow at the truck stop last night?

by Michael f. Honcho November 4, 2011

Bailoo1

A mega pedo and mega virgin, who has been known to groom kids around the streets of St Bees. Many watch and stare when they see this neek, as he is known to foul on the floor when he feels sexually excited. He is often compared to Jimmy Saville and Jeffrey Epstein. He is currently banned from china for 13 counts of noncery and 5 counts of kidnap and torture via 1975 grocery store music. To be called Bailoo1 is the worlds biggest insult.

Boy 1: "who is that creep talking to your little sister?"
Boy 2: "oh, that's just bailoo1 the local nonce"

by Thekingofbritain August 26, 2022

baloob

an artificially enhanced breast. From 'boob' and balloon'.

Every chick in Playboy seems to have baloobs these days.

by Toucan July 12, 2005

Look, Baloons!

A term used when you happen to be a beaver and 4 hungry multi-colored bears are trying to eat you. They will get you cornered and then you should point to the sky and shout, "LOOK! BALOONS!" The bears will be pleased at the notion of baloons giving you time to escape.

Dagget from Angry Beavers escaped saying, Look Baloons in episode 206.

by Arkalit November 13, 2004

Biljones

A very large number, Spanglish slang for approaching infinity, used to describe exactly how much one person loves another or how much they love something.

Pronounced Bill-jone-ez.

When your wife or husband asks you, "How much do you love me?", your answer is: Biljones.

by #Sh*tMyHusbandHarriSays May 8, 2013