Coco Bongo

A gigantic discotheque/nightclub in Cancun, Mexico. In 2008 one will be built in the USA at the Rio in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Dude, lets go to the Coco Bongo and get hammered!"

by vortix May 31, 2007

bongosphere

The fleeting state of mind wherein the crazy, random ideas brought on by smoking marijuana make perfect logical sense.

After 2 pulls on the gravity bong Doc realized the secret to obtaining confidence, charm and a great tan; alas he was in the bongosphere at the time and when he came to he'd lost it all.

by SalsaShark September 2, 2004

bongo cat

the most wholesome little boi in the universe

1:have you seen the new bongo cat meme
2:ye its so wholesome I love him

by thot#_killer October 15, 2018

congo-bongo eyed

Being in a state of extreme inebriation due to the excessive consumption of marijuana; very stoned.

I can't remember what I had on that pizza, man. I was totally congo-bongo eyed.

by kreebilicus July 8, 2009

bongos

A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)

Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...

by thisisnotapseudonym February 9, 2009

Anal Bongos

Yeah, what about it? Two hands, two cheeks. Slap away! Just like the bongos. Great for addicts of Donkey Kongs Jungle rythm game. Just find an ass, and ya know!

Holy crap, Steve just bent me over and played ass bongos.

Dude, tonight, I am going to play ass bongos with Mary.

by Xider May 13, 2005

bongo

Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore

Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please

by Team Bongo July 29, 2004