He was a real borkhole!
by terranceandphilip July 31, 2007
Get the borkhole mug.Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"
by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009
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Get the borkle-doo mug.1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)
2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)
3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)
2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)
3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)
2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"
2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"
by thewolvesarewatching March 9, 2009
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Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!
(They all then, explode)
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!
(They all then, explode)
by Tom Kaye January 15, 2010
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Get the borko mug.From the realrates consultant website. Originally a typo for "broker". It describes a less than ethical technical recruiter. There are variations like borkette (female) and borkery (place of business). The verb 'borked' can mean "cheated by a borker".
The only jobs that I could find were sponsored by borkers that were paying far below market rates.
The bork insisted that I come to the office to fill out 20 pages of useless paperwork.
As soon as I mentioned to the borkette that I wanted a full disclosure clause in the contract agreement she stopped calling me.
The bork insisted that I come to the office to fill out 20 pages of useless paperwork.
As soon as I mentioned to the borkette that I wanted a full disclosure clause in the contract agreement she stopped calling me.
by DarkHumour May 13, 2005
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