Pope Benedict XVI

1. Possibly the worst pope of the modern age. He's ultraconservative, a fur-wearer, a former Nazi, and lets celibate freaks in funny clothes molest and/or rape children, especially boys.
2. Someone who massively resembles the Sith Lord.

Pope Benedict XVI is evil.

by FuckBenedick16 July 3, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI

The current Pope. Hobbies include spreading hypocritical bullcrap across the universe and letting his friends butt-fuck deaf 8 year olds. Also, he fought with the Nazi's in World War 2. But still, he's looked at as the successor of Jesus.

Pope Benedict XVI knows he's screwed when he longs for the days where people only though he was a Nazi, and not a power-crazy pedophile.

by MC Hammer'd April 23, 2010

Benedict

probably the cutest pet one can have

Females were all on me when they saw me walking my eggs benedict down the street.

by benedictowner June 30, 2009

Benedict Cumberbeyoncé

When Benedict Cumberbatch transformed himself from celebrated actor into the pop-diva Beyoncé by performing her "Crazy In Love" walk on The Graham Norton Show, he became the penultimate performer -- Benedict Cumberbeyoncé.

Jay-Z: "Did you see Benedict Cumberbeyoncé's performance the other night?"
Me: "You bet...I wouldn't have missed that for anything...I guess you could say I was crazy in love with it"
Jay-Z: "Who wasn't, it was definitely better than Beyoncé's original performance"

by PebGC October 25, 2014

benedikt

benedikt, besides being a name, also an expression for laziness at work.

Jess: Stop pretending like you're doing something... Stop being a Benedikt and start to work.

Manager: Stop benedikting around!

by leibnizli November 19, 2013

Benedict Cumberbatch

The man that has millions of women chasing after him, and millions of men wanting to be him. Noted for his amazing acting skills and his cheekbones.

I could cut myself slapping those cheekbones - Irene Adler referring to Sherlock who is played by Benedict Cumberbatch

by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015

Pope Benedict XVI

The new pope, well, he's not that new, I can tell that the new pope smell is starting to wear off and catholics are getting back to their lives.

damn, the new pope smell is great, but seriously, it wears off pretty fast.

by Brian August 28, 2005