The Birds and The Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

by Nellz Bellz January 17, 2019

NOT THE BEES

A fad on the internet based off the movie "The Wicker Man". It is often accommodated by obnoxious screaming, along with "Killing me won't bring your honey back!""Their in my eyes!" and "The goggles, they do nothing!"

Guy1- Hey look, there's a bee's nest!
Guy2- NOT THE BEES!! AAAUUUHHH AAAUUUHH THEIR IN MY EYES, AAAUUUHHH *drops to the ground and crawls away*

by Toxic-Onyx March 3, 2010

Poo Bees

A chronic medical condition commonly associated with an angry swarm of bees nestled in your anal cavity. In the case of defecation, the poo bees will hover around your feces until properly disposed of.

"Well Jimmy, looks like you've got yourself a case of the poo bees."
"....I'm so sorry...."

by Poobee trainer December 19, 2012

Lung bees

When you've got hanahaki disease, but it's spring and all the bees are trying to get into your mouth

Guy 1: Damn, this hanahaki disease is horrible. I can't stop thinking about the person I love, and i keep coughing flowers up everywh-

Guy 2: Just wait until you get bees in your mouth. Lung bees!

Guy 1: Excuse me?

by Rj_is_Okay December 19, 2019

There's Bees in My Recorder

Funniest damn phrase to say at school.

During Mr. Harper's 3rd Grade Music Class:
Me: (raising my hand)
Mr. Harper: Yes Michael?
Me: There's bees in my recorder!
(whole class laughs)
Mr. Harper: That's nice.

by MikeH58 October 12, 2010

Straight from the bees

When something is extremely fresh.

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.

by Louweeemark January 21, 2015

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021